viel spaß im ausland
24 February 2008
This is the green card that they give foreigners when they land in the Great US of A:
Do you have a communicable disease; physical or mental disorder; or are you a drug abuser or addict ? (Well that eliminates half the planet right there)
Have you ever been arrested or convicted for an offense or crime involving moral turpitude or a violation related to a controlled substance; ... or are you seeking entry go engage in criminal or immoral activities ? (yes or no. please answer truthfully) I am a born English speaker. I have no idea what moral turpitude means but I'm guessing its one of those Southern Thangs. Why do you expect foreigners to understand that ? Just check no.
Have you ever been or are you now involved in espionage or sabotage; or in terrorist activities; or genocide (currently ? which color please ?); or between 1933 and 1945 were involved, in any way, in persecutions associated with Nazi German or its allies ? (thank God you are asking the tough questions and keeping this country safe. if only the perpetrators of 911 had had the balls to check yes. Tall buildings, government installations, aircraft, symbols of power ? please check as many as apply.)
Are you seeking to work in the U.S.; or have ever been excluded or deported (oh I'm sorry, are your computers down right now ?); or been previously removed from the United States ... etc.
more posts in New York
- Dutty Artz interview on XLR8R
My NY fam here being interviewed for XLR8R:
- when it happens
In case you all hadn't noticed, the world is falling apart. I posted here back on September 11th, 2007 that the finance world was going to fall apart. http://crucial-systems.com/For_those_of_you_that_dont_pay_attention_to_the_world_of_finance The reason I fled New York was that I could see quite clearly that the wheels were going to come off that wagon and the US may very well collapse into chaos. Alarmist, yes. That's what alarms are for. The solid truth is that the financial markets always precede the real ...
- I am legend
For some reason all the cool people are hating on the new Will Smith vehicle. People who haven't even seen it declare that they don't like it. I liked it. So there. As a former New Yorker its awesome to see New York totally devoid of people. I'm not quite sure where the lions come from. Any movie that features the near total extinction of mankind is usually somewhat enjoyable. You get to see Will scrunch his face up and ...
- Berlin vs. New York Round IV
Why do people live in New York ? There is no relationship between them. Except for an inner electricity which results from the simple fact of their being crowded together. A magical sensation of contiguity and attraction for an artificial centrality. This is what makes it a self-attracting universe, which there is no reason to leave. There is no human reason to be here, except for the sheer ecstasy of being crowded together. Jean Baudrillard, America 1989 I moved back ...
- Full index for New York
- Dutty Artz interview on XLR8R
more posts in currently
- Video Art by satellites and turtles : its the new Auteur Theory
POV video from STS-124. No film director or composer could make anything this epic. Even Stanley Kubrick would tone it down or try to resolve it to edits and angles. The adrenaline builds, and at 2 minutes your mind beings to blow. The ending is truly beautiful, don't miss it. A camera gets lost in Aruba on November 11, 2009. A turtle finds it on January 15, 2010, films this refreshing shoegazer video and becomes a YouTube celebrity. The camera ...
- Dubstep has peaked
Google Trends "dubstep" But soon the vuvuzela will be forgotten about, right ?
- You are now entering the Republic of South Africa
From Jozi and Cape Town, South Africa 2010 Lloyd is from Zimbabwe and lives and works in George, SA. Every 3 months he goes home. His wife works in the US embassy and might go to India next year. He's trying to build his house, brick by brick, so eventually when he moves back he'll have some place to retire in. We chatted a bunch during the night bus. Lloyd is from Zimbabwe and lives and works in George, SA. ...
- Murungu in Baghdad
I must admit that while I walked across the bridge to Zimbabwe Bob Marley started playing in my head. Sunny, windy, I'm smiling to myself. But they wouldn't let me in because the visa sticker is too big for the remaining space in my passport. I walked back to Zambia; they wouldn't let me in unless Zim stamped a denial. Back to Zim. Self-important immigration guy is on break, lady wants to gossip with friends and not listen to confusing ...
- Full index for currently
- Video Art by satellites and turtles : its the new Auteur Theory


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